diff --git a/.local/.gitignore b/.local/.gitignore
index c13c180..857c1a9 100644
--- a/.local/.gitignore
+++ b/.local/.gitignore
@@ -1,2 +1,3 @@
 /share/*
 !/share/cpusetcores
+!/share/dvd.c
diff --git a/.local/bin/dvd b/.local/bin/dvd
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..3defea1
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.local/bin/dvd
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+
+# Get the executable location, following xdg-state spec.
+exe=$XDG_STATE_HOME
+[ -z "$exe" ] && exe=$HOME/.local/state
+exe+=/dvd
+
+# Compile the executable
+[ -x "$exe" ] || {
+	src="$(dirname "$0")/../share/dvd.c"
+	cc -s -std=gnu99 -Os -o "$exe" "$src"
+}
+
+# Continue executing the executable
+exec -a "$(basename "$0")" "$exe" "$@"
diff --git a/.local/bin/ovo b/.local/bin/ovo
deleted file mode 100755
index 13b69e0..0000000
Binary files a/.local/bin/ovo and /dev/null differ
diff --git a/.local/bin/ovo b/.local/bin/ovo
new file mode 120000
index 0000000..006fd2d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.local/bin/ovo
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+dvd
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/.local/bin/owo b/.local/bin/owo
deleted file mode 100755
index f62f62c..0000000
Binary files a/.local/bin/owo and /dev/null differ
diff --git a/.local/bin/owo b/.local/bin/owo
new file mode 120000
index 0000000..006fd2d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.local/bin/owo
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+dvd
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/.local/bin/uwu b/.local/bin/uwu
deleted file mode 100755
index 9d78232..0000000
Binary files a/.local/bin/uwu and /dev/null differ
diff --git a/.local/bin/uwu b/.local/bin/uwu
new file mode 120000
index 0000000..006fd2d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.local/bin/uwu
@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+dvd
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/.local/share/dvd.c b/.local/share/dvd.c
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..56043ed
--- /dev/null
+++ b/.local/share/dvd.c
@@ -0,0 +1,121 @@
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <string.h>
+#include <sys/ioctl.h>
+#include <termios.h>
+#include <unistd.h>
+
+/* Fixed integer size type definitions. */
+typedef __INT8_TYPE__   i8;
+typedef __INT16_TYPE__  i16;
+typedef __INT32_TYPE__  i32;
+typedef __INT64_TYPE__  i64;
+typedef __UINT8_TYPE__  u8;
+typedef __UINT16_TYPE__ u16;
+typedef __UINT32_TYPE__ u32;
+typedef __UINT64_TYPE__ u64;
+
+/* Variable integer sizes. */
+typedef signed long long   llong;
+typedef unsigned char      uchar;
+typedef unsigned short     ushort;
+typedef unsigned int       uint;
+typedef unsigned long      ulong;
+typedef unsigned long long ullong;
+
+static const char *formats[3] = {
+	"\033[1K"      // Erase from start of the line to the cursor
+	"\033[%d;%dH"  // Set cursor to row and column (origin 1,1)
+	"\033[9%dm%s", // Set colour and print text.
+
+	"\033[%d;%dH"  // Set cursor to row and column (origin 1,1)
+	"\033[9%dm%s", // Set colour and print text.
+
+	"\033[%d;%dH"  // Set cursor to row and column (origin 1,1)
+	"\033[1K"      // Erase from start of the line to the cursor
+	"\033[9%dm%s", // Set colour and print text.
+};
+
+static const char *owo = "owo\0";
+static const char *uwu = "uwu\0";
+static const char *ovo = "ovo\0";
+
+static void cursor_pos(int *row, int *col)
+{
+	/* Disable echo and canonical mode,
+	 * So LF isn't needed to continue execution, and so the value isn't printed. */
+	tcflag_t       flag;
+	struct termios term;
+	tcgetattr(STDIN_FILENO, &term);
+	flag = term.c_lflag;
+	term.c_lflag &= ~(ICANON | ECHO); // Disable echo and canonical mode
+	tcsetattr(STDIN_FILENO, TCSANOW, &term);
+
+	/* Acquire the cursor position(s). */
+	fprintf(stderr, "\033[6n");
+	getchar(); // ESC
+	getchar(); // [
+	char c;
+	*row = 0;
+	*col = 0;
+	while ((c = getchar()) != ';')
+		*row = (*row * 10) + (c - '0');
+	while ((c = getchar()) != 'R')
+		*col = (*col * 10) + (c - '0');
+
+	/* Restore the previous flags. */
+	term.c_lflag = flag;
+	tcsetattr(STDIN_FILENO, TCSANOW, &term);
+}
+
+/*
+ * INFO: Beware the fmt parameter, since it may break. */
+static void dvd(const char *fmt, const char *txt)
+{
+	u8    colour = 0;
+	int   x, dx = -1;
+	int   y, dy = 1;
+	_Bool tmpx, tmpy;
+	cursor_pos(&y, &x);
+	fprintf(stderr, "\033[?25l"); // Hide cursor
+
+	ushort w, h;
+	{
+		struct winsize ws;
+		ioctl(STDERR_FILENO, TIOCGWINSZ, &ws);
+		w = ws.ws_col - 2;
+		h = ws.ws_row;
+	}
+
+	while (1) {
+		/* test for collisions. */
+		tmpx = (1 < x) & (x < w);
+		tmpy = (1 < y) & (y < h);
+
+		/* flip direction if that axis has collided. */
+		dx     = tmpx ? dx : -dx;
+		dy     = tmpy ? dy : -dy;
+		colour = (colour + !(tmpx & tmpy)) & 7; // increment colour on collisions
+
+		/* Write the message */
+		fprintf(stderr,
+			fmt,
+			y, x,
+			colour, txt);
+
+		/* Increment the co-ordinate, and ensure it remains within bounds. */
+		x += dx;
+		y += dy;
+
+		usleep(50 * 1000);
+	}
+}
+
+int main(int argc, char **argv)
+{
+	/* Perform slightly different actions, depending on arg0. */
+	if (!argc) return 1;
+	if (!strncmp(*argv, owo, 4)) dvd(formats[0], owo);
+	if (!strncmp(*argv, uwu, 4)) dvd(formats[1], uwu);
+	if (!strncmp(*argv, ovo, 4)) dvd(formats[2], ovo);
+	return 1;
+}